Thursday, January 17, 2013

Fun Disney Jokes!


After the week I've had, I need some Disney to help cheer me up!  Enjoy a few family friendly, fun Disney jokes!  If you have any fun Disney jokes I didn't include, please share them in the comments! :)

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto!

Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive?
A: A minnie van!

Q: What happened to Mickey Mouse when he got spun?
A: He got Disney!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
A: He was going on a Minnie vacation!

Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: ’m all ears!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse carry an umbrella?
A: t was raining cats and dogs!

Q: How did Mickey celebrate moving into his new home?
A: With a mouse warming party!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak!

Q: How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
A: Mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
A: He was having Disney spells!

Q: How do you keep Pumba from charging you? 
A: Take away his credit cards! 

Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? 
A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"! 

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? 
A: Move fasta (Mufasa)  

Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend? 
A: Hunny! 

Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet? 
A: Some Day My Prints Will come! 

Q: What does Ariel like on her toast? 
A: Mermalade! 

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? 
A: Jungle Bells! 

Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer? 
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach! 

Q: Why do people go to Disneyland? 
A: So they can get a little goofy! 

Q: What is Clarabelle's favorite party game? 
A: Moo-sical chairs 

Q: How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she's sad? 
A: Moo-dy 

Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup? 
A: Because he was hoarse. 

Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport? 
A: Minnie-golf! 

Q: How do you catch Chip N Dale? 
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut. 

Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace? 
A: She was looking for a date. 

Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? 
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach! 

Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom? 
A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains. 

Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale? 
A: Moby Duck. 

Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear? 
A: A Minnie-skirt. 

Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit? 
A: Sour Grapes. 

Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him? 
A: He wanted to sleep like a log. 

Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him? 
A: Mouserable. 

Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra? 
A: A con-duck-tor. 

Q: What does Baloo need to live? 
A: The Bear Necessities. 

Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear? 
A: Mulan Rouge 

Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk? 
A: Winnie the P.U. 

Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions? 
A: Because she’s in Wonderland. 

Q: What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink? 
A: Evaporated Milk 

Q: How much does Izzy the pirate pay to get her ear peirced? 
A: A buck an ear 

Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick? 
A: Put it on my bill. 

Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing? 
A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department. 

Q: What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow? 
A: Quackers and Milk 

Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? 
A: He thought he might get a hole in one. 

Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally? 
A: Because she's the fairest of them all. 

Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe for a year? 
A: Stinker Bell 

Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden? 
A: Squash 

Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating diner? 
A: That hit the spot. 

Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar? 
A: On new ears eve. 

Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal? 
A: Minniesota 

Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie? 
A: It was glove at first sight. 

Q: What is Mickey’s favorite treat? 
A: Mice cream 

Q: What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party? 
A: A Duxedo 

Q: What is Jack Sparrow's favorite restaurant? 
A: Arrrgh-by’s 

Q: Why did Jack Sparrow take his mother to the movie theater with him? 
A: Because the movie was rated “arrrrrrrrrrgh” 

Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day? 
A: Because the carton said concentrate.  

Q: Where do disney characters enjoy shopping the most? 
A: at the Minnie-mart! 

Q: How cold was it at Disney World? 
A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants! 

6 comments:

  1. What is Mickey's favorite candy bar?
    Three Mouseketeers

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  2. What is Mickey's favorite candy bar?
    Three Mouseketeers

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  3. Why doesn't Minnie Mouse like king size candy bars?
    Cause she prefers Minnie ones.

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  4. I really love your blog there's a lot to share. Keep it up. Actually, I am looking for Kids Joke. Do you have?

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