After the week I've had, I need some Disney to help cheer me up! Enjoy a few family friendly, fun Disney jokes! If you have any fun Disney jokes I didn't include, please share them in the comments! :)
Q: What happened to Mickey Mouse when he got spun?
A: He got Disney!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
A: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: ’m all ears!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto!
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive?
A: A minnie van!Q: What happened to Mickey Mouse when he got spun?
A: He got Disney!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
A: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: ’m all ears!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse carry an umbrella?
A: t was raining cats and dogs!
Q: How did Mickey celebrate moving into his new home?
A: With a mouse warming party!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak!
Q: How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
A: Mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
A: He was having Disney spells!
Q: How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak!
Q: How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
A: Mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
A: He was having Disney spells!
Q: How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
A: Take away his credit cards!
Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!
Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A: Move fasta (Mufasa)
Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A: Hunny!
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?
A: Mermalade!
Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!
Q: What is Clarabelle's favorite party game?
A: Moo-sical chairs
Q: How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she's sad?
A: Moo-dy
Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
A: Because he was hoarse.
Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf!
Q: How do you catch Chip N Dale?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.
Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
A: Moby Duck.
Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear?
A: A Minnie-skirt.
Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes.
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.
Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
A: A con-duck-tor.
Q: What does Baloo need to live?
A: The Bear Necessities.
Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan Rouge
Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
A: Winnie the P.U.
Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she’s in Wonderland.
Q: What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
A: Evaporated Milk
Q: How much does Izzy the pirate pay to get her ear peirced?
A: A buck an ear
Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
Q: What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He thought he might get a hole in one.
Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe for a year?
A: Stinker Bell
Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?
A: Squash
Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating diner?
A: That hit the spot.
Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
A: On new ears eve.
A: On new ears eve.
Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
A: Minniesota
Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
A: It was glove at first sight.
Q: What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
A: Mice cream
Q: What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party?
A: A Duxedo
Q: What is Jack Sparrow's favorite restaurant?
A: Arrrgh-by’s
Q: Why did Jack Sparrow take his mother to the movie theater with him?
A: Because the movie was rated “arrrrrrrrrrgh”
Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
A: Because the carton said concentrate.
Q: Where do disney characters enjoy shopping the most?
A: at the Minnie-mart!
Q: How cold was it at Disney World?
A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!
1 comment:
cute!
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